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Submitted For Your Approval

July 6, 2009

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I’ve been sitting on this exciting development for a little while now, so it is a great pleasure to make the following news properly public. I will be attending the annual Rod Serling Conference in Ithaca, N.Y. this year – as a guest speaker!

Earlier this year I submitted an abstract in response to a call for papers casting a fresh light upon Serling, the famed television playwright and Twilight Zone creator. Having forgotten all about my entry in the months following my submission I was delighted to receive an email telling me I had been invited over to present my work. I only hope my final lecture, entitled Second Chances: Rod Serling, Redrafting and Adaptation, can to justice to a man whose work I come to respect more with each new paragraph I read on him and each new product of his imagination I experience. To add to the considerable pressure of delivering my paper to a conference full of academics, this year marks the 50th Anniversary of The Twilight Zone – a pretty big deal in and of itself.

Still, I can’t let my paper be influenced by my own sense of awe surrounding Serling’s work and legacy. If anything I am to attempt to humanise the man by looking into his self-criticism and misgivings over his own work.

The conference is held on October 2-3 2009 and I encourage anyone who might be around the NY state area to at least check out the website detailing events here.

Now, to get writing!

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Me For Sale!

June 25, 2009


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Stand By For Action, a television documentary on the work of supermarionation giant Gerry Anderson, which I edited, is now available for your viewing pleasure direct from its producer. If you don’t mind me saying, I think it turned out pretty damn good – the best documentary on its subject to date, in fact. For ten quid you purchase a DVD with the complete two hour programme and currently, this is the only place to get it.

CLICK HERE TO BUY

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Pieces of Time 2

June 21, 2009

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A good amount of time has passed since I last blogged about the excellent Nutty Nut News Network Site and a lot of excellent interviews have been added to the archive since then.

Jacqueline White acted alongside Laurel and Hardy in their 1943 film, Air Raid Wardens.

Dick Jones was one of the many children to appear in the 1934 film, March of the Wooden Soldiers. He has very little recollection of being in that film but can perfectly recall lending his voice to Walt Disney’s Pinocchio!

Randy Skretvedt is the go-to man for Laurel and Hardy history and talks here about an upcoming reprint of his indispensable reference work The Magic Behind the Movies.

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Stan and Ollie: Why I Like Them (Well, Some of the Reasons)

June 16, 2009

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Of all the many feature films and shorts Laurel and Hardy made together I think i have seen their 1939 RKO film The Flying Deuces more than any other. The film is one of the few my Grandmother had on VHS and, after coming to love the team through osmosis rather than design, it was possibly the one I had the easiest access to. Although it is not necessarily held in very high regard by  all Laurel and Hardy fans, The Flying Deuces has a number of great things going for it. Not least of which is Ollie’s rendition of Shine On Harvest Moon; a musical number that crops up for no dramatic reason during the climax of the film and brings the action to a standstill. On paper it shouldn’t work but on film the simple charm of listening to Oliver Hardy’s voice combined with the whimsey of Stan’s on screen dancing make the scene one of the highlights of their career.

The film also features what is perhaps my favourite Laurel and Hardy scene of all time. Overcome by the rejection of his marriage proposal to a beautiful waitress, Ollie decides to end it all and throw himself into the Seine. Stan, being the faithful friend that he is, comes along to help. Here is the scene, in very slightly edited form.

While not widely acknowledged as a classic by many this scene has everything that, to me, makes Laurel and Hardy great; Stan getting confused, Ollie being bossy, well-planned slapstick capers and a dash of black humour. It also features an exchange that I think sums up Stan and Ollie’s relationship.

STAN: What have I got to jump in there for? I’m not in love.

OLLIE: So that’s the kind of a guy you are. After all I’ve done for you, you’d let me jump in there alone. Do you realise that after I’m gone that you’d just go on living by yourself? People would stare at you and wonder what you are and I wouldn’t be here to tell them. There’d be no-one to protect you. Do you want that to happen to you?

STAN: I never thought of that. I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings, Ollie. I didn’t mean to be so dispolite. 

OLLIE: That’s alright, Stanley. Let bygones be bygones. This is going to be easier than you think.

At first this may seem to be the ultimate case of Ollie’s bullying Stan – he is, after-all, literally driving him to suicide – but to look past Hardy’s bluster and bossiness is to view a man stating what we all know to be true. A Laurel without a Hardy is as incomplete as a car without an engine. Ollie may be harsh in his phrasing but he means well and he needs Stan just as much.

Some people I have known to dislike Laurel and Hardy have expressed the misgiving that they feel uncomfortable, “when the fat one hits the thin one.” They can’t understand why Stan would stick around with Ollie. Now, I’d hate to go into too much depth – Laurel and Hardy are simply funny because they are – but I think the teaming works because of this co-dependency. Ollie may get frustrated and boss Stan around, but he does so for their mutual benefit. Stan says and does very silly things but always does so in the process of trying to help out his friend. If anyone assumes that a Laurel and Hardy film consists of nothing more than two men kicking each other in the pants I don’t think you could do any better than to point them towards this film. 

Laurel and Hardy are friends, and in watching their films they become your friends. What’s more, they have the same problems that you do. They struggle with women, with money, with modern technology, with keeping a job, with going to the dentist. Perhaps this is one of the reasons that people who like their films return so often to the duo. Spending time with them is spending time with kindred spirits.

The Flying Deuces is one of many Hollywood films to have lapsed into the public domain. This lack of a copyright holder means that literally anyone is free to use it as they wish, on television, video, DVD, CD or print. As such, the film, alongside Utopia a.k.a. Atol K, has become the most widely available Laurel and Hardy film worldwide. I argue that this is a good thing. Imagine if one of the teams’ feature length operettas had succumbed to the same fate. While showcasing many great comedy sequences, these plodding, musically laden, romantic sub-plot driven films do not showcase the duo in anywhere near as pure a form as The Flying Deuces.

NOTE: I would advise, however, that you look for this French edition, which features an excellent transfer of the film and some fun extras to boot. Ordering from Amazon France is a doddle if you already have a UK or US account.

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An Update At Last

May 31, 2009

This is the first new post Illegible Me has seen in a long time and for this I apologise. Despite the fact that 90% of the visitors to this blog arrive via searches for a fantastic musician named Grandpa Elliot, I do like to add some new material every now and then. The reason for the delay involves my book – a book which is now finished! Well, sort of; I have delivered my version of the manuscript and at the moment am eagerly awaiting what the publisher has to say.

For the past few months I have been devoting all my creative efforts to Marx and Re-Marx. Without having to work on the book every day I find myself at a loose end and turning to the past in order to fill space here. To this end I have just uploaded an old audio drama a wrote and co-produced in 2007. I think it’s fun and you might to. Since it’s free, why not have a listen for yourself? It can be found here or by clicking the Blood Relatives hyperlink in the ‘Pages’ menu, in the left hand column of this site. I hope you enjoy. Please comment somewhere if you do. Please leave quietly if you don’t!

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Black Books

April 19, 2009

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Of all the words one could use to describe this blog, current isn’t one that springs straight to mind. Certainly, Black Books isn’t new, it isn’t even new to me; I saw the show when if first aired back in 2000, but after having re-watched the entire series recently I felt the need to write about how bloody good it is.

Black Books offers slices from the life of Bookshop owner Bernard Black, his unwanted work colleague Manny Bianco and his best friend Fran Katzenjammer; both of whom are pretty much his only source of communication with the world outside his grimy abode.

On the surface Dylan Moran and Graham Linehan’s Black Books has a classic formula thatcan be seen again and again in sitcom land; two blokes of opposing viewpoints are forced together in a confined space. This may be a well worn formula, but it’s a formula that works; Hancock’s Half Hour, Porridge, Steptoe and Son, The Odd Couple, Red Dwarf – the list goes on. Black Books is different though, it isn’t really about the relationship between Bernard and Manny, nor Fran and Bernard, not even Manny and Fran. Instead it is about the dysfunctional relationship one man, Bernard Black, has with the rest of the world. In having Manny forced upon him Bernard is forced to reintegrate himself into society. His relationship with the world is a little like that of a bitter ex lover forced to try and get on with a woman that, in some unfathomable way, betrayed him; turning him into the shambling, alcoholic pile of skin and grime that lurks in the bookshop like a vicious troll.

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Bernard, despite being so dislikable in so many ways is likable precisely because of his irritability. Everyone has bad days, times when a dark cloud seems to hover over their head and threaten to taint their view of the whole of humanity. There are mornings when we all wish that the world would just go away and leave us alone. We’re happy to scuttle around in our homes sealed off from the cause of all our woe – everyone else. Bernard Black’s only problem is that he sunk into this state a long time ago and failed to reemerge from the doldrums. There was no way he could have cut himself off entirely from the outside world for any sustained period of time and as a result he is now plagued with constant intrusions and attacks upon his ideal state of being; to sit in the middle of an empty bookshop with a cigarette in one hand and a voluminous glass of wine in the other. Bernard has no filter, this has been worn away many years ago. He screeches at his friends, mocks passers by and only shows the vaguest signs of common courtesy when faced with the need for food, drink, sex or shelter. All this conspires to make him very, very funny.

I have heard it said that series two and three of Black Books are markedly inferior to the first. In fact I have often said it myself. But upon re-watching the series as a whole I’d like to issue a public retraction; at least once a series Black Books produced an episode that I think could be called a classic – and the remaining fifteen installments weren’t too shabby either. Of these I would personally single out the following:


Series 1 – Episode 5 The Big Lock-Out

An inadvertently locked door sees Bernard forced to venture out into the real world seeking, in this order: shelter, hardcore pornography, food and employment.


Series 2 – Episode 4 Blood

The title of this episode stems from Fran’s quest to research her family tree but the really excellent parts of this installment involve Bernard and Manny trying to re-invent the shop, firstly as a library come cafe and then as a fully blown restaurant. It’s satirical, hectic and brilliant


Series 3 – Episode 2 Elephants and Hens

Bernard attempts to write a children’s book. I can’t think of anything that I can add to that sentance could possibly make it sound more appealing.


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When Black Books came along in 2001 the classic studio audience based sitcom format was on its very last legs, soon to be trampled into the ground by a new wave of low key half hour comedy dramas typified by the likes of The Royal Family, The Office and Marion and Goeff. The multi camera sitcom is far from dead, as demonstrated by the relative success of Linehan’s The IT Crowd, the long running family comedy My Family and a multitude of American imports that wash up on our fair shore. I can say however, having re-watched the entire Black Books oeuvre, that this is the programme for me that can be described as the last great traditional British sitcom. I look forward to the day when that is no longer the case.

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Safely on the Bandwagon

April 7, 2009

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Some readers may have noticed the brand spanking new Twitter feed in the right-hand sidebar of this site. Twitter, for the three of you who don’t know, is a sort of online teeny-weeny blog thing. What this means to Illegibile Me readers is that, even if blog updates are rare, there should be a constant stream of my babbling in bitesize form for you to enjoy. Lucky you!

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ARCHIVE REVIEW: Grindhouse Trailer Classics 2

March 31, 2009

Here is a review I wrote last year for Julian Knott’s excellent ZetaMinor that ended up, for reasons of time, not being used. 


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Film legend tells of the Grindhouse, a low rent breed of cinema where the rules of mainstream moviemaking did not apply. ‘Exploitation’ films shown in these venues were designed to lure in select audiences with niche interests. From admirers of the female form, to urban black audiences keen to see the latest Blacksploitation flick or martial arts enthusiasts eager to catch an imported kung fu movie, a lot of genre needs were catered to in these unprestigious venues.

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With the recent release of Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez’ big budget cinema tribute to the Grindhouse a whole new wave of film buffs have come to discover the many delights (and occasional horrors) that were offered during the heyday of these theatres during the 1960s, 70s and 80s. This disk represents the second offering of Grindhouse Trailers presented for your viewing pleasure by Nucleus films.

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The 55 trailers included in Grindhouse Trailer Classics 2 are Night Call Nurses, The Tigress (Ilsa, the Tigress of Siberia), Sister Street Fighter, Kung Fu, Chain Gang Women, Black Shampoo, The Undertaker and his Pals, Jailbait Babysitter, Violent Professionals, The Cheerleaders, Cuthroats Nine, The Black Gestapo, Sacrifice, Dolemite, The House that Screamed, Dr Minx, Don’t Go in the House, Cinderella 2000, The Hunchback of the Morgue, Criminally Insane, Foxy Brown, Bloody Pit of Horror, The Pink Angels, Nightmare, The Depraved, Don’t Look in the Basement, The Arena, Naughty Stewardesses, Snuff, The Twilight People, The Worm Eaters, The Virgin Slaughter, Mean Mother, Tender Flesh, Ilsa, the Wicked Warden, Death Dealer, Invasion of the Blood Farmers, Deep Red, Mighty Peking Man, Asian Monster, Blood Orgy of the She Devils, The Bodyguard, Virgin Witch, Women in Cages, The Exterminator, Don’t Answer the Phone!, Raw Meat, Street Law, Flesh Gordon, Vampyres, Rabid, House of Psychotic Women, The Girls Who Do, The Driller Killer, Nurse Sherri, Chinese Hercules and Invasion of the Bee Girls.

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This eclectic mix ranges from the disgusting (The Worm Eaters offers exactly what the title suggests), to the hilarious (The Pink Angels, Jailbait Babysitter) and from the well made (Foxy Brown, The Exterminator), to the sleazy (The Depraved is a particularly disturbing example of the darker side of what the Grindhouse had to offer; a film in while the entire plot involves around the pursuit and abuse of a young girl). Regardless of the artistic merit of the films advertised here – you either enjoy this type of thing or you don’t ‘get’ it at all-the trailers offer a fascinating insight into just what kind of films would sell, or at least what filmmakers thought would sell, in the 1970s. While the collection as a whole still stands as a fun overview of Grindhouse cinema it suffers in comparison to Nucleus Film’s first volume. While there are a few excellent trailers on offer here there are very few standouts among the trailers in comparison to the the earlier disk. 

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Video and Audio

All of the trailers are presented in anamorphic widescreen and are a mixed bag in terms of print quality. While one would never wish to view complete films in such grainy, soft focus prints as are presented here there is something about the theatrical trailer that lends itself to a slightly worn transfer. With the inclusion of a coming attractions card and film ‘leader’ at the top and tail of most of the trailers Nucleus Films are clearly sending out the message that this disks intention is to recreate the Grindhouse experience at home.

What is not so forgivable however is that this two hour presentation is crammed onto a single DVD5 and the bit rate suffers as a result at an average of 3.81Mbs. The video is also unfortunately interlaced. While the image is always watchable a number of the trailers, particularly those sources from lesser quality prints, suffer as a result.

NOTE: See the comments section of this post for a reply from Nucleus Films regarding DVD encoding. It would seem release copies differ from review copies in that they are given breathing space on a comfortable DVD9. 

Audio is presented in dual channel mono and is reasonably clear throughout. Some trailers may sound slightly muffled but is fair to assume that many of these instances are a result of the recording techniques used during the production of these low budget films and not the fault of the DVD reproduction. 

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Extras

The disk opens with a trailer for Bloodbath at the House of Death, recently released on DVD by Nucleus Films.

Into the Grindhouse (10m26)

An interview with Grindhouse historian Stephen Thrower, the author of the book Nightmare USA. Thrower tells the story of his own experience of discovering the genre and why he feels this strand of filmmaking deserves critical attention. Despite the short running time of this featurette Thrower is also able to offer a decent overview of the advertising strategies used in the many trailers on this disk.

Grindhouse Poster Gallery (1m49)

A gallery of Grindhouse posters with musical backing. Chaptered.

‘Also Available’ Trailers

A selection of trailers for titles that are available from Nucleus films.

Bloodbath at the House of Death (2m34s) NOTE: This is a different trailer to the one that opens the disk.

Gwendaline (2m12)

Fausto 5.0 (1m35)

Death Ship (2m45)

London Voodoo (2m)

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Summary

While still fascinating to watch the overall impression I got while viewing Grindhouse Trailer Classics 2 was that the best of the collection available to Nucleus Films had already been used in volume 1. Still, for 118 minutes of vintage material, some interesting yet limited extras and pretty packaging a fan of the Grindhouse stable can’t really go wrong considering the disk can be picked up for under ten pounds online.

BUY from Nucleus Films. Or don’t. I can’t make you do anything you don’t want to.

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PLUG: Filmed In Supermarionation

March 22, 2009

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I know this is my second plug in a row on an otherwise infrequently updated blog but I can’t help it if my friends are talented.

“They were the worlds that launched a generation of childhoods; a rocket powered blend of action, adventure and explosions. They were worlds where cars could fly, horses could talk, and where it was better to avoid anything marked ‘atomic engine.’ They were the worlds of Supermarionation. 

Filmed in Supermarionation: A History of the Future is the story as you’ve never heard it before, of the puppet empire that rose from the Slough Trading Estate in the 1960s and created television shows such as Thunderbirds, Stingray, Captain Scarlet, Fireball XL5 and Joe 90. Starting right at the beginning with a two-line advertisement, and finishing on the day the puppet studios closed in 1969, the book charts the rise and fall of the A.P. Films / Century 21 Organisation’s ‘Supermarionation’ films. 

The book features a wealth of new information, including many previously unseen photographs, and is based on hours of interviews with cast and crew, newspaper articles and previously unpublished paperwork. 

Paperback: 208 pages 9″ x 11.5 

Publisher: Hermes Press; illustrated edition 
Full colour, glossy paper 
Language: English 
ISBN-10: 1932563237 
ISBN-13: 978-1932563238″

I’ve been lucky enough to read Stephen La Rivière’s Filmed In Supermarionation: A History of the Future through various stages of its development and can say with confidence that Gerry Anderson fans are in for a treat. Stephen has devoted a substantial chunk of his life to writing the definitive history of Supercar, Stingray, Thunderbirds, Captain Scarlet et al and his great efforts show through in the final work. Detailed, comprehensive, witty and at times surprisingly moving, I have no hesitation is recommending Filmed in Supermarionation to anyone.

To find out more and order copies of the book you can visit the author’s website www.filmedinsupermarionation.co.uk

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Plug/Review ‘The Charlie Hall Picture Archive’

March 17, 2009

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DISCLAIMER: My name is listed in the acknowledgments section of this book and the author is a friend of mine. Nevertheless I believe my review would be equally as favourable if this were not the case.

Despite a list of acting credits as long as your arm, Charlie Hall is not a name that is instantly recognisable to any but the most ardent classic film fans. Born in Birmingham, England in 1899, Hall emigrated to America in his twentieth year. As a trained carpenter he found work behind the scene in New York film studios before eventually finding himself in front of the camera. Today he is best remembered for his appearences as a foil to the ever popular Laurel and Hardy during their hayday at the Hal Roach film studios in the 1930s.

It is to Laurel and Hardy fan Dean McKeown’s credit that, when he purchased a batch of photographs from the person collection of 1930s character actor and comedian Charlie Hall, he felt no desire to horde historic artefacts to himself.  Instead he immeadiatley set to work assembling this book as a means of sharing the images with interested parties world wide. Hundreds of photos are presented uncropped in this 170-page, large format soft-back book and are given context by Dean’s well researched text. 

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Beyond simply collecting film stills (although there are many fine examples of these), The Charlie Hall Picture Archive delves into the actors personal snaps. Many of the photographs were taken during a visit from his mother, who still lived in England. Mother Hall was given a full tour of her son’s new home and fans of classic Hollywood film making are bound to pleased with the visual record of the city that has been preserved in these informal snaps. The fact that Hall kept such a detailed record of her visit perhaps hints to the fact that he regretted not seeing her more during his adult life and the book is all the more worthwhile for this kind of insight. 

 You can order The Charlie Hall Picture Archive at this website along with a range of attractive postcards that present a selection of the images from the book in a higher print quality suitable for framing. If you’re at all interested and can afford to then I urge you to invest in a copy as such a worthy venture as this deserves to succeed in not only reaching as many people as possible but also in rewarding it’s creator. 

http://www.charliehallpicturearchive.com/